3.04.2013

You know you're a Mom when...

Meredith of The Laundry Can Wait had this on her blog and it really cracks me up. Check out her blog here. So I thought of doing it too.


You know you're a Mom when...


1.   Your "me" time usually consists of daddy watching the baby while you cook and clean up
      the kitchen.

2.   You can take a shower, do your hair and do your make-up in ten minutes.

3.   You don't carry a purse anymore because diaper bag carries all you need.

4.   You care more about the consistency of the poop than other things.

5.   Your baby finally poop and you do the happy dance and you text or call your husband and tell him.

6.   You always check if a restaurant bathroom has a changing table.

7.   You can do everything in one hand.

8.   You smell your baby's butt every hour to check if he/she has dirty diaper.

9.   You find yourself watching cartoons even you're by yourself.

10. You find your cellphone under the couch.

11. You realize that left the house with two different socks on and you don't even care.

12. You go to the grocery store and buy foods and then you realize that non of it is big people food.

13. Your baby is sitting on your lap while you're sitting on the toilet.

14. You get more excited going to the baby section of the store.

15. You remember all the things your mom used to tell you.

16. You hear your baby cry as soon as you jump on the shower and you get out of the bathroom and
      rush in  to check on your baby and there he/she is still sleeping. This always happens to me
      and it drives me nuts!

17. Your house looks like a daycare full of toys everywhere.

18. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

19. Going out with your friends without the baby feels like a vacation.

20. You look at your baby and it just melts your heart.


Now it's your turn...


REMINDER: FUN FRIDAY BLOG HOP IS STILL ON GOING.




11 comments:

  1. I love this post. ALL of the 20 things you posted describe my life right now to a tee!! #9-my husband and I found ourselves watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse AFTER our daughter went to bed

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  2. Love this. I did one too today
    http://five27jones.blogspot.com/2013/03/you-know-you-are-mom-when.html

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  3. Oh my goodness. This is hilarious! What a funny list. Loved each and every one.

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  4. I'm guilty of so many of these, and found myself smiling throughout the entire list. It's amazing how excited we can get over our children going #2. {Hey, that stuff matters!} :) I would also add: When you army crawl out of their room so they don't see or hear you leave after you get them down.

    Thanks for giving me a shout out at the beginning. You didn't have to do that - you're too sweet!

    XOXO,
    Meredith

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  5. LOL ~ I am totally watching the Disney channel while replying to emails and blog posts and Reagan is upstairs in her room playing ... oops!

    Thank you for linking to Raising Imperfection.
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  6. So funny! And so true!

    Sara @ http://myfinnishdelights.blogspot.se

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  7. Just found your blog through the GFC Collective! I'm a new follower. Hope you stop by and follow back!

    RebeccawithanR

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  8. Oh I have done the two different socks and I have also watched cartoons while violet is napping.

    Thank you for linking up to Raising Imperfection!
    Make sure to check back on Friday to see if you were featured.
    Leslie

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  9. So hilarious! I can related!!

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  10. Omg this was too funny and sad but true.....thanks for sharing

    www.prettylittledahlia.com

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